from the wacky mind of Benjamin Hollon
July 10, 2022
When Merias Smelton (Matt Damon) starts university, he also finds love. Over a bowl of guacamole, Melocratia Dumas (Natalie Wood) explains to him the secret art of palm reading and he tells her of the stars. Laugh and cry to the touching and timeless tale of the man who accidentally majored in astrology instead of astronomy.
May 19, 2022
Agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have infiltrated Louisville, Kentucky on their most vital mission yet: to discover the eleven secret spices behind KFC's Secret Recipe. Laugh, smile, and discover tear ducts you never knew you had in this touching conclusion to The Fast Food Saga
March 20, 2022
Inspired by the true story of Amelia Earhart, Jetlag tells the story of Atalanta Montreal, the first woman to circumnavigate Jupiter in an aerial one-person vehicle without an autopilot. Follow her inspiring story as she fights depression, claustrophobia, xenophobia, the need for social interaction, aliens from the planet Akrasia, and—worst of all—fatigue in her sleepless 274-hour flight around the gas giant.
March 20, 2022
McDonald's University bestows a slice of cheese upon each of its graduates, but it is unprepared for the global cheese shortage after the tragic events of World War III and is left without enough reserves for the diplomas of the Class of 2067. Greg Olson (Will Ferrell) and Marie Montagry (Idina Menzel) are tasked with an expedition into the Amazon rainforest to find the legendary lost City of Cheese. Will they survive the savage cheese-starved beasts in their path? Is the City real? How will they cut the cheese into manageable slices once they find it? They'll burn those bridges when they get there.
March 20, 2022
White meat or dark meat? Who wants to carve up the human? In the post-apocalyptic city of Gobbleburg, the ruling class of turkeys celebrates their liberation with the annual consumption of one of the subservient humans. However, the mayor's son, Gobbleobbleobbleobble XXIV (Robert Downey Jr.), has seen through the tyranny of the tradition and advocates the substitution of the traditional human with the new vegetarian alternative, tofuman.
March 20, 2022
On the post-apocalyptic Earth, devastated by the Martian invasion of 2027, there's only so much goodwill to go around. In this groundbreaking thriller by Benjamin Hollon, Toby Smith (Harrison Ford) tracks down the devious Ben-Oni Matthews (Will Ferrell) to make him pay for his unforgivable crime of stealing the spotlight.
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